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***7 Reasons Why You Should Dump Your Boyfriend and Get a Dog***
A dog is not only a woman’s best friend. It makes a better friend than a guy. Dogs have such wonderful traits that few men can match up to them.
Attention Girls, if your boyfriend gives you an ultimate: “Either the dog goes or me”, here are 7 reasons why you should dump your boyfriend and keep the dog.
1. Dogs do not criticize your shortcoming - whether you are thin or fat; size does not matter. They do not criticize your cooking and they eat anything you cook – overcook or undercook. They are happy with whatever choice you make for them.
2. Dogs are always happy to see you and they show it. Dogs miss you when you are gone. They act excited when you come home. They are always in good mood, especially for a walk in the park. Their affection are contagious, they cheer you up. They make your day, any day, every day.
3. Dogs will love you unconditionally for life, for better or for worse. Dogs mean it when they kiss you. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. They are loyal to you for life and will never leave you for another bitch.
4. Dogs don’t feel threatened by your intelligence. They don’t hold grudges against you. They don’t cheat on you. Instead they protect you. They look after your house against intruders while you sleep. They can take care of their own need. They can lick themselves so you don’t have. They spend time with you. They will always have time for you. Always.
5. Dogs can be trained. You can teach dog new tricks. Dogs can get out of the coach and do something. They don’t run your life. They don’t tell you what to do. They don’t complain about your friends. They don’t brag about who they sleep with.
6. They think you are god. They think you look great in everything. They don’t abuse you and they don’t get drunk.
7. They make great blankets. They love to snuggle. They are a friend for life.
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